Okay, so here’s the pitch:
The name of the series would be “He Thinks He’s People” or something similar if that’s copyrighted. The series would have a host who would dress up animals in different professional uniforms and train said animals to do those jobs. The sheer ridiculousness would be almost unbearable. It may also be so unbearable that it would be impossible to look at.
Maybe I just want to see a dog in a suit.
EDIT: In one episode the host trains a dog to be a UFC fighter before getting arrested for dog fighting. WHAT A TWIST.
Michael Vick thinks he’s people, but he’s not.